Newly Arrived Friday Harbor SEO Expert, San Juan Islands Web Designer and San Juan Islands Contract Ninja
Why the raging humility, you ask? Because I’ve seen and listened to the cretins in my field. Don’t get me wrong…I’m not the brightest (close, though) or tied-in to the G insiders. I’m an SEO expert because I’ve put in the time, done the detailed work and have the results. I’m an honest SEO guy and I tell my clients where they are and what it will take to get to where they want to go….And why their competition is currently whipping their asses. I even go so far as to tell them exactly how much real SEO costs, and the reason for the prices. Can you imagine? This business is so nasty that I have to promote myself as an honest SEO guy (and prove it, obviously) to differentiate myself. Big sigh. I love my work but can’t stand my contemporaries.
As you pick through this site, you’ll find real SEO tips. Yep, I’m not afraid to share them…All you have to do is search the web, honestly. You know what the trick is? Actually doing ALL of the work. Not just pieces, not just superficial crap…Putting “BEST STUART FLORIDA PERSONAL INJURY LAWYER OR ATTORNEY CALL NOW” at the top of a clients’ page is NOT SEO, jackasses. You should give your client’s their money back plus 10% for being a moron.
How about this for today’s slogan? Tim Hoke, Friday Harbor SEO Expert: Kicking the Web square in the face!
That’s powerful crap, isn’t it? See, it’s the subtlety and nuance that really appeals to me. Enough of this writing shit for today…I gotta kick the Web in the face, my friends. Contact me if you’re tired of liars and losers…After all, it’s your money, isn’t it? T-